sports online portal "Sportbox.ru" continue the heading "Funny Thing of Week" in which the most amusing plots of world soccer are collected.
V continuation the text about the amusing reasons of the admission of matches, we publish a selection of funny injuries which prevented football players to perform the work.
Gas station
the Argentina halfback of "Valencia" Ever Banega left for half a year some days before game with "Barcelona". It was reported that the football player received a double fracture of the leg and operation is necessary to it. What has happened?
Having come around on gas station after training of "Valencia", Banega parked at a gasoline tank and went towards a column to fill a horse. At this moment the obstinate race car swept and moved a foot of the football player. It appeared that the Argentinian forgot to use the emergency brake.
the Icon
the Following hero — the Georgian defender Hizaneyshvili's Khizaneyshvili Otar which some, probably, will remember on performances for Moscow and Tbilisi "Dynamo". Flocks Davidovich — very religious person, on collecting and departures it took with itself(himself) an icon in a heavy frame and hung up it over a bed.
Being with Moscow "Dynamo" on collecting to Spain, the football player slept after unlucky training day. The match in which it takes part dreamed it. When on a plot of a dream Khizaneyshvili Otar it was necessary to throw out a miss, it duplicated a wave hands in real life and touched an icon which fell to it on a face and injured an eye. As a result the defender nearly did not lose sight which managed to be kept only thanks to timely intervention of doctors.
the Puppy
the Serious candidate for the first place of our rating is the ex-player of "Chelsea" and the national team Wales Darren Bernard . The defender took under guardianship of a little puppy. Very lovely, but not accustomed to a toilet pesik made prank in kitchen of the owner. When the football player went towards the refrigerator, slipped on an urine of the pet. Result — 5 months off side.
collar https://twitter.com/FinishedPlayers/status/593010524457172992Garazhnyye
B 2008 "Locomotive" experienced serious game difficulties, went on the tenth place, and the head coach Rakhimov Rachid was in a step from resignation. At the called press conference the chairman of the board of directors "Loco" Lipatov Sergei at that time.
When journalists touched upon a subject of unsuccessful selection of club, Lipatov Sergei complained that the acquired football players passed the most part of a season because of injuries. Also added:
— On Mudzhiri Davide the heavy subject … namely garage gate fell, and because of it our halfback left until the end of a season.
the Piece of chicken
the Italian halfback Ivano Bonetti , acting for the inhabitant of the lowest English divisions "Grimsby the Town" , once seriously squabbled with the trainer who in a sharp form accused the player of low devotion. Ivano categorically did not agree and started arguing, for what was hit on a face the chicken wings thrown into it angered trainer. Result of a throw of one of wings — a fracture of a jaw.
https://twitter.com/90sfootball/status/447802972995469312Shnurki
the Ex-goalkeeper of "Bavaria" Michael Rensing once in 2008 was compelled to ask for the help doctors after unsuccessful attempt … to tie laces on football boots. The matter is that the goalkeeper pulled a back before a match of the Cup of UEFA by ammunition preparation. Say that after that the enraged Ottmar Hitzfeld demanded incident to put the person who will tie to it laces to Renzingu.
an aerated water Bottle
the Legendary Finnish forward Litmanen Yari already in the twilight of career after performances in "Barcelona", "Liverpool" and "Ajax" decided to argue with the sports director of Swedish to "Bulltrout". The manager claimed that Litmanen Yari will not be able to open an aerated water bottle an eye, and the player was confident in the return.
had to Stop a bet after the first attempt as Litmanen Yari damaged a cornea and it was compelled to go to hospital. Doctors protected the player from soccer for some weeks and recommended not to open any more a bottle eyes.
the Drill
the Former forward Darius Vassell suffered from self-treatment. It was haunted by abscess which was formed because of the grown nail — quite widespread illness for the football player. To approach a nail scissors in that case very difficult, and any touch to the inflamed place causes improbable pain. Vassell, most likely, was afraid to address to doctors which will render the unique verdict at this diagnosis — removal of a nail. https://twitter.com/sportlobster/status/751071288341520385
Khitry the Englishman decided to eliminate with p a problem. Drill. The drill crumbed a nail half then the wound seriously inflamed. It was necessary to address to doctors after all which left the player on the sick-list for a month.