Waiter! Water-melon and champagne!

Pleasures of life. I welcome, readers! Here such imagination was born at me in the head: I sit under an umbrella on the bank of the azure sea, noise of waves caresses hearing, the sun – a body, the look embraces beautiful women, and I shout this phrase: "Waiter, water-melon and champagne! ". And can ask not a water-melon and champagne, and beer and a melon? And here the main thing that you did not call a deer. And even if call, an occasion not so offensive, because … on August 2 – Day of a deer – a professional holiday of workers of reindeer breeding in Nenets Autonomous District and Komi Republic. It is noted on August 2 at the same time with the St. Elijah's Day...